Music: Gravy Train Instrumental performed by The Revolution 5
Rumors about the author
It is rumored that Marq Truong is, in fact, a fictional science fiction author in a larger novel someone else is writing. It is also rumored the rest of us are characters in that story as well. ~ A dubias, anonymous account copied from a lavatory wall in Quadrant II
It is rumored Marq Truong is so incredibly cool that each morning he paraglides from his mountain abode, treks across a vast wilderness of exotic and dangerous creatures, forages for sustenance and drinks from the river of creativity. Of course, some say he more likely stumbles out of bed and down the stairs in a bathrobe, tripping over the cat and groggily feels his way to the coffee pot before even bothering to open his eyes to grab yesterday’s left over doughnut. ~ Frederica LaDavorie who alleges to have heard this in her travels into the uncharted Quadrants.
It is rumored that Marq Truong comes from a distant, logical universe and writing Brick Wilson is how he copes with the shock of finding himself stranded here. ~ From a source who wishes to remain anonymous.
It is rumored that Marq Truong is actually a middle-aged, suburban housewife with purple hair, two dogs and three cats, living a vicarious double life as the only author insane enough to turn a color into an antagonist. ~ An anonymous middle-aged suburban housewife in a presently undisclosed location.
It is rumored Marq Truong lives on a small, secluded island in the Florida Keys on a planet in the uncharted Quadrants, where he subsists on canned tins of tuna and tomatoes, wears a large hat and plays bongo drums while he writes. ~ Tanja Thumbersnork, Quadrant IX
The Department on Theoretical Rumorology would like to submit, in collaberation with the Beology and Theoretical Beology Institutes, that based on the infinite nature of the universe, time and dimensions, all rumors which theoretically could exist, do, in fact, exist and that further, the existence of a rumor indicates the existence of a potential reality. Since all potential realities theoretically exist, and based on theoretical beology, anything that theoretically exists, does exist, then the conclusion is that all rumors are simultaneously true, including the rumor that Marq Truong does not exist at all and neither do we or anyone else. ~ Angrilika Banderbum, Director, The Department of Rumorology
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